Thursday, December 24, 2009

What Heaven is Like Really


As limned in the World-Famous "The Alchemist," an independent weekly of (some) note...

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

As Told To...


About reporting...

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

MAD MORTIMER'S SKULL!!


A Hallowe'en Horrorshow!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009

Ask A Professional Expert


A gentle noodge at a local news feature...

Monday, July 27, 2009

Fort Buzzword


Further Adventures of Lotto, A Dog

Friday, July 24, 2009

Dick's Dilemma


As seen in The Alchemist, a spirited alternative weekly found in emporia reputable and not, in Corvallis...

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Sunday, May 31, 2009

As GM Blows...


A very sad occasion.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Monday, April 20, 2009

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

The Devil's Gasoline


What a Fiend We Have in Petrol

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Personal Storage


Our economy discussion for today...

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Ol Dick in Hell



...Just checkin' in with RMNixon -- the actual joke is about the African primate.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Hell On Earth


...This is about my amazement that many people (a majority?) can dismiss the consensus of the scientific community. We also believe in angels...